The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk.
Ogden Nash poems
Make Word talk to you
How-to: Highlight text in Word, then make Word speak it out loud.
Goblin lore
In all the examples I can find, goblins wore hats.
Caption, anyone?
Animals buy miniature books all the time. Voracious readers, they.
Zucchini Hashbrowns
I interrupted. “Mom! Zucchini?”
“Yes!” she said, proudly. “You know how August is.”
Hoarfrost
Assault is not an acceptable method of consciousness-raising.
In Defense of Passive Voice
The villain cackled. “You will be electrocuted,” he said as he switched on a monitor showing a female form reaching for a large switch, “by your own daughter! Muah ha ha ha!”
Keys to the Stars
For Maria Stone, the wall between art and science is naught. There is no boundary. To let her fingers play a familiar tune is to walk among the stars. I met Maria and her husband James at an open mic event, where Maria played piano. Also true is that I met Maria in Grapevine, Texas…
The Stapler
The stapler: symbol of fallen heroes and broken dreams. No? Well, you don't know this stapler like I know this stapler. Let me share. Firstly, this stapler is solid. It is made entirely of metal except for the rubber feet. It is rather heavy. It works very well. It was made some time prior to…
The World Needs Your Novel
The acronym "Nanowrimo" sounds like "really tiny rhinoceroses" but it actually breaks down into National Novel Writing Month. November is that month.
Guy Worthey 