This is the story of how I found myself a soloist in front of a symphony orchestra. I am not a soloist.
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Goblin lore
In all the examples I can find, goblins wore hats.
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Mrs. Figgins: Charmed, I’m sure. I have a list of questions.
GW: Yes, that’s the idea of—
Mrs. Figgins: Stifle.
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“Quack, duck!” is shorter than, “Warburton, get your head down!”
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"What’s your full name?"
"Hubert Ewing Devery Christopher Bostock III."
"That’s … quite a name."
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Sahib, you worry overmuch about offending me.
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Gooper? That overstuffed egocentric top-heavy ginger walrus? Oh, he’s a nice feller.
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A wide gentleman in a tweed coat arrives, removing a bowler hat. He has massive shoulders and very little neck. His uncombed hair and mustache blaze a vivid red, but his pallid skin tones are fish belly white.
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Your date isn’t going well when he says of the wine: “It is not poisoned, see?”
